fry me cookie with a can of lard

January 16th, 2010
4 comments

fry me cookie with a can of lard

food

don’t tell god what to do with his dice

January 16th, 2010
4 comments

don't tell god what to do with his dice

god

i have gas all the time

January 16th, 2010
2 comments

i have gas all the time

Every single one of these is great.

farts

my poop is moving

January 16th, 2010
3 comments

my poop is moving

poop

i enjoyed being molested

January 16th, 2010
9 comments

i enjoyed being molested

no explanation

i want to do a poo at paul’s

January 16th, 2010
12 comments

i want to do a poo at paul's

poop

im too scared to use a tampon

January 16th, 2010
3 comments

im too scared to use a tampon

There are a few good ones here.

gross

why do midgets smell like cabbage

January 16th, 2010
2 comments

why do midgets smell like cabbage

Lots of good ones here:)

no explanation

i am extremely terrified of chinese people

January 16th, 2010
2 comments

i am extremely terrified of chinese people

racism

why does my vag smell

January 16th, 2010
6 comments

why does my vag smell

body parts